im just thinking....

I haven't gone anywhere..im just thinking..

I head to see my parents in the middle east on thursday..2 weeks of totally recharging the battery :) time to get re-inspired ..and blogg blogg bloggggggg

i wont keep you hanging much longer i pinky swear thumb touch!!

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Since we are talking hairy upper lips...I wanna share with you a video of my handsome friend pete! He was a part of the MuStAcHe mayhem, but pete was crafty and frugal when he put together his upper lip warmer ;) 

* iF yOu DoN't KnOw..NoW yOu KnOw *

Just another regular Wednesday night...KaRaOkE @ tHe MeT!!!

Which of course is never regular with my friends in the mix...We decided that we'd put a spin on this particular Wednesday night..so we put out the word that it was a MuStAcHe themed party...GrOw OnE/wEaR oNe/DrAw One!!! Just make it happen either way...So with the help of sel..I glued mine on...this is how it went DoWn.

+ iF i GaVe YoU aN eLePhAnT wHeRe WoUlD yOu HiDe iT +

Im on this kick about asking random question's ...

The QuEsTiOn this week is, "if I gave you an elephant..where would you 

hide it??" This is how a few of my friends answered...

*LeT mE iNtRoDuCe YoU tO zIgGy StArDuSt*

This is my home boy ZiGgY! I rescued him about 3 years ago...he pretty much changed my life,he doesn't really like to be interviewed but I put him on the spot...My best friend say's that zIgGy pees on random things cus he's pissed off with my obsession with HeLLo  KiTTy!!I think it's much deeper xoxo

[I hEaRt PaT bEnAtAr]

[ WeDnEsDaY's JuSt GoT a BiT sWeEtEr ]

So if you haven't been,seen,heard,witnessed or taken part in KARAOKE on Wednesday nights @ The Met....You really haven't lived!!! From the corky die hard karaoke singers..to the get drunk and not properly sing any of the words singers..well, and everyone in between! It's really an epic night..every Wednesday..it never disappoints! I, your host Kelli will make sure you get your ass up there dancing, if not singing!! And most likely  leave there with some ridiculous songs stuck in your head till the next Wednesday! And  I always have my camera with me snapping photo's as proof that you know every word to "under pressure" or some god awful 80's glam rock band!

If your a regular..she you next week..if you have never been...get over yourself and COME!!!

(To be Private in Public)

Sometimes the music is so strong that it silences me...Just when I think that i'm bigger then the sound, I try to open up and sing and nothing comes out...A feeling that is so hard to describe ,such a intense feeling that no words will ever be necessary, because no one has to understand but yourself.

For all it's worth...

The Ryan Steele Show!

The Ryan Steele Show is a Gay/lesbian/straight sketch comedy troop! We perform monthly @ The Odyssey night club. Always off side and dirty..the just the way we like it!!

If you havent been, you gotta come out!! Here's a video we did last month..just a taste of what we do

This is the cast getting ready backstage we all love each other soooooooo much!!!!

No ego's ..just lot's of love and support..ha!

MoVe OvEr BeYoNcE...hErE cOmEs mY dAd!!!

SoMe PeOpLe HaVe MoRnInG wOoD....I hAvE mOrNiNg HaIr!!

This is me in the morning..looking fresh 

THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS <3

11 Questions with........

This week I'm interviewing Brit B Dubbs aka ShErPs!!!

11 Questions...watch how I ask the ones that really hit hard...pretty sure I almost pulled a Barbara Walters!! Had her in tears..but we had to cut that part out.

My Feet sTiNk <3

So I'm a clean person..I'll start by saying that...

But as of lately my feet have really been sTiNkY!! Maybe it's because of me wearing no sock's in all of my sneakers..So i've been routinely washing my feet in the bath tub throughout the day! Just felt like this was something I should share..

I'm BACK don't worry!!!!

I feel like its been forever since I last blogged! So I'll re-cap a little of whats going on in the world of kelli...hmmm where do I start?? Well the band is writing and getting prepared to work on the new album and we are sooo stoked about that! I'm still working five billion jobs..ha! Loving every minute of it!! Oh jer (my bff) moved back to fort mac..lol not without me giving him a hair cut first!! I'll post that video..k im trying to fast forward to some exciting things..well we had pRiDe last weekend.. let me re-phrase that..last week!!! You wanna know about my pride week?? check out my blog with jessy my partner in crime... www.thetwistedscissor.blogspot.com

We talk allllll about pRiDe!!! Let's just say it was GAYmazing!!! Next up in the world of kelli is getting these blogg's out...get myself heard!!!

So here's just a funny video of me trying to cut jer's hair...yikes!

Rollin' with the homo's.....

I'd like you to meet jeremy.We pretty much do everything together! He's handsomely gay and the best friend a lady..ahem i use the term lady loosely lol..could ever have!!

He cant be with me right now to do a little blogg interview because he was roped into doing mall security. Bless his soul...lol So I'm gonna contact him via bbm.

kelli: Hey jer..how's mall security treating you?

Jer: Haha good..feel pretty in charge. Might have to busta cap in someones ass!

Well with that being said I'm gonna post a video from a few months ago of me and jer. Enjoy!

Music Saves

Until I found music I never really felt complete.

Like a song that you never forget the lyrics to...no matter how long ago you may have heard it. The rush of emotion thru my body when I hear that certain note or chord. Music,my greatest lover...my best friend and my worst enemy all in the same day. Maybe I should re-phrase that..until music found me...I never really felt complete.

I think I've come to this conclusion..i can never find the words to express what music means to me....for some its just an easy answer...but to me..i feel that my words will never be enough...music,oh did it ever save me. And for that I will be forever grateful...

oh please wont you be...my neighbor

OK so this totally looks creepier then it seems..and i can share this with you now.. cus I'm now friends with my neighbour..however @ the time we named him S.W.M (single white male)...this video will kinda explain it.

Funked out with a bAnGsTeR twist.

Yooooo

Nothing better then a slurpee...bike ride...and some easy listening rap by my good friend warren G on a sunny day. The day so far has been productive, didn't get to bed until like 5am.had a mini foto shoot with my cats, i was feelin inspired  (there quite precious). Got up early to meet my boss for our ritual ride to work..start and stop his old rambler..its a beauty!!! then off to jjbean for some coffee. Did my usual deeds at the shop..mop sweep clean some tubes..pretty f-ing rad job..i get to work for chad woodley an AMAZING!!!!!!!!! tattooer. anywho..ill fill you in on what I'm plotting to do next..besides taking over the world..

I desperately want mister mike giant to tattoo me!!!!! butttt he's no longer tattooing so i gotta come up with the perfect plan...and ya that's all i got so far..I'm gonna put the pen to the pad this weekend see what idea's i can come up with!

www.tattoosbychad.com <<<<<<>

well i'm hitting the streets again....looking for some hot bang's got my comb in my pocket and baby i'm a ready to rollllllll

ox

THIS IS NOT MY FIRST BBQ

Good morning bloggers!

And i say morning cus im pretty sure tits like 4am...holy sheeee-it!

little updated on my bangs..thems are looking pretty damn fly @ 4am

gots my handy head band holding them down in place!

So this is my first blogg..so I welcome you!!!

I promise it will be filled with so much talk of bangs...you'll cream!

I am aKa BaNgStEr...welcome to my world

p.s please forgive me for the rad pic a la clubzone....

till next time....keep combing and trimin!!

oxoxox